close as strangers

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

July 30 with 287,872 notes

come talk to me and send me questions about anything please

July 30 with 0 notes
ME WHEN THERE IS DRAMA

5sosslutblog:

I smell bull shit

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dodging your shit

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swimming away from your shit

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can’t touch this bitch 

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July 30 with 2,452 notes

ryanseacrest: Hanging out with @5sos minus 1sos
and i will walk this road ahead

fuzzleyan:

I love video games. I love video games a lot.

I am terrible at video games.

July 30 with 108,911 notes