wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
come talk to me and send me questions about anything please
I smell bull shit
dodging your shit
swimming away from your shit
can’t touch this bitch
I love video games. I love video games a lot.
I am terrible at video games.